Slash currently plays guitar in a band called Velvet Revolver, who, unfortunately, are a leather-pants-rocking Hollywood supergroup fronted by former Stone Temple Pilots vocalist Scoot Weiland. While the band's RCA debut, Contraband, isn't quite the sum of its parts--where Slash sounded like Sunset Boulevard at 3 a.m., his bandmates now sound like a strip bar, in a strip mall, in the middle of the day--we at AP make no apologies for this column. Really, when was the last time anyone from the original Guns N' Roses lineup called you at home? The Interview was as follows: A.P.- How old are you now? Slash- I'm 38. A.P.- Was there ever a time when you thought, "You know, it's time for the Dodge Intrepid." Slash- Maybe when i disbanded the second version of [Slash's] Snakepit. The guys in my band all wanted to be mock Guns N' Roses rock-star types where they acted like a bunch of kids in a convertible with their limbs and arms hanging out the windows, and, to me, that got be a little bit boring. So I split that up and went through this thing where I reassessed my situation. A.P.- But it wasn't like you could stop being Slash. Slash- Yeah, it wasn't. A.P.- What did you look forward to about being in a big rock band again? Slash- I wasn't looking at the downside of things. When everybody was getting on Scott's case about being a junkie when he first started [Velvet Revolver], that was a tangible thing I thought you could fix. It's not like dealing with a complete psycho. A.P.- This is something that has driven me crazy for year, and talking to you is probably the closest I'll come to an answer. Slash- Umm... okay? A.P.- Where did Axl get those high-tops with his name on the tongue? Slash- It's not big deal, actually. Converse at some point in time started giving us free stuff, and they gave all the guys in the band a pair of shoes with their name on it. [Laughs.] But nobody except for Axl would wear them. -Trevor Kelley