phase 1 "wake up"
Narrator:
Our story begins at Johns home in Philadelphia at7:00AM Friday morning,
but since it's 6:59AM, i'm taking a min to tell you a little bit
about the story.
This is a day in the life of our star... John.
but... this is not anyday old day - see' after work - john has tickets for a slash's snakepit concert!
John is fast asleep but is about to be woken up by his
alarm clock in 3, 2, 1...
Alarm Clock:
WAKE UP!
IT'S TIME TO DIE!!!
John: Yahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Narrater:
John is now awake!
Phase 2 "later that day"
Narrater:
Boss:
Did you finish the report about 'How Heavy Metal Music
Helps Devlope The Minds Of Young Children'?
Narrater:
As you can plainly see'
our writer was running a little low on ideas and
actually put that it!
John:
No sir, I'm sorry, I could not get the package I needed.
Boss:
That's ok, I have another project for you to do...
'How BucketHead Could Help Your Brain Grow.'
John:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy Across The Street:
Poor Guy!
Editor's Note
"hehe, take that Buckethead! lol"
Boss:
Have fun on the project John!
Phase 3 "To The Concert We Go"
Girlfriend:
I'm leaving you.
John:
Nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrater:
As you can see' now, our writer, loves making John have his comical
loud screams, BUT!, John is unaware that his girlfriend left him...
Becuase, something much more horrible has caught his attention!
John's scream was at a huge SCRATCH on his sports car,
a huge scartch over his guns n' roses bumper sticker.
John:
what did you say honey?
Girlfriend:
I'm leaving you.
John :
Was It anything I done?
Wrist Watch Alarm:
IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE!!!
IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE!!!
IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE!!!
John:
I'll miss you...
Oh, Look at the time, I gotta go!
Editors Note -
"I have nothing against Bon Jovie, but since it was her's, it hadda go!"
Phase 4: "THE CONCERT"
Shaun/Shelly:
Hey John!
John:
I've had the worst day ever!
'My Hot Water's Broken,
'My Report i've work so long on has been changed for a Buckethead one,
'My Gn'r Bumper Sticker Got Scratched, As Did My car,
And' my Girlfreind and I broke up.
Shaun:
John, don't worry, you at the concert now, unwind, forget about your day.
Narrater:
And John never washed that arm for a whole..... month.
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