SPACE GHOST: Been there, done that, see ya! (TURNS OFF HULK) Moltar, give him a copy of the home game! Please welcome my next guest, Slash!

SLASH: Yeah?

SPACE GHOST: Okay. SLASH: What's happenin'?

SPACE GHOST: Well, I'm Space Ghost. I'm the host; you just answer my questions!

SLASH: Then you'd probably ask me a question I couldn't answer, I'd feel like a real idiot.

SPACE GHOST: No, no no. Don't you worry your pretty little head about anything.

SLASH: Eh, okay. (LAUGHS)

SPACE GHOST: Are you ready?

SLASH: I think so.

SPACE GHOST: Okay. Citizen Slash, welcome to the show! You're from earth, right?

SLASH: Yeah.

SPACE GHOST: How many clouds does earth have?

SPACE GHOST: You know, son, if you were a paramedic people'd be dead already.

SLASH: Next question.

SPACE GHOST: Citizen Longhair, when you're on tour, do you ever miss your mommy?

SLASH: I can't hear you.

SPACE GHOST: Are you even listening to me?

SLASH: Yeah.

SPACE GHOST: Hello?

SLASH: I'm here, I just said yeah!

SPACE GHOST: Whatever. Whatever, son.

SLASH: (MUMBLING) Stupid answer to a stupid -

SPACE GHOST: What?

SLASH: Never mind.

SPACE GHOST: Where are your eyes?

SLASH: I can't do this, you guys; I knew this before we got here.

SPACE GHOST: Wait! I saw one!

SLASH: Get me out of here, I'm just.. (LAUGHS)

SPACE GHOST: Sing us a zippy guitar riff with your mouth.

SLASH: No, no, just listen to the record, I have no intentions of doing any zippy guitar riffs with my mou-

SPACE GHOST: Here, like this! Reeeeeerrrroohhh-

ZORAK: No, like this. Eeooorraaahhrarahhbeeerraahh-

MOLTAR: No, this. Daooo daooo dao dao daooo..

(GENERAL ZIPPY GUITAR RIFF MAYHEM)

SLASH: I'm not gonna cooperate with you, I don't have to.

SPACE GHOST: Oh, really?

SLASH: Uh uh.

SPACE GHOST: You know what, Slash? We'll be right back. (FLIES OFF)

SLASH: Cool!

ZORAK: Yeah, Slash! But don't worry buddy, we'll be right back! (EVIL LAUGH)

SLASH: (ALONE) What a character. (LAUGHS)

(CREDITS ROLL)

SLASH: (ALL ALONE IN STUDIO) Hello...

(IN THE GHOST PLANET COMMISSARY)

ZORAK: "See you in a sec, Slash baby..."

ALL: (LAUGH)